Nobody seems to be returning my calls so I’m guessing the TV adaption has died on its arse which is a pain but one of the conversations I had with the TV people at one stage was about music and I’ve been thinking about the ideal soundtrack ever since.

First up would be a slowed down, almost mournful version of this Motörhead classic. In fact at the time I wrote Heavy Duty People given the progression of images and story in the song, I wanted to quote the lyrics to introduce each section of the book - but I couldn’t work out how to go about getting permission so I gave the idea a miss.

To me though it would have to be the show’s opening theme song.